I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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