last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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