it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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