remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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