I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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