Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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