I wish my penis had an off switch
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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