This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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