riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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