Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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