every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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