do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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