he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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