This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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