Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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