You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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