so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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