I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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