I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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