I just made out with a guy for $7.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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