Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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