David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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