what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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