So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
The air taste purple.
Randomize
