put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
so much tequila, so little girl.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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