# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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