this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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