This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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