I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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