so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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