good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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