I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish my penis had a tongue
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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