You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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