I'm eating all of the evidence.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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