just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
When are your genitals available?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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