Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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