ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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