I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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