rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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