i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
and she was petting her beer can
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
a search helicopter?!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
