she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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