Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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