so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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