well I can't set my house on fire every night
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
