The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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