two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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