So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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