I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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