How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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