just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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