I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
