what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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