what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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